being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
"I am banning Justin Beiber from the USA, along with those damn bronies."
"a brain the size of a monkey"
"1/3 of the nation"
"so what’s your story about?" "well um there’s a uhh this thing you see is well um she is hmm well i um i actually i don’t know"
/vr/o compiles list of every video game ever
Here’s a clickable link
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
There is no way of topping that level of nerdery.
do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT
accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
It even makes the coin noises.
OH MY FUCKING GOD JOLENE CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
i’m not a traditional witch