vi har en grevling i taket

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."
"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."
"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"
"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"
"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."
"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"
"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."
"Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."

"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."

"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"

"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"

"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."

"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"

"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."

"Ace Hardware: You can get Off in our repellent aisle


lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real


Track Title: Scape Main

Artist: Jagex

runescapemusic:

Runescape 07 - Main Theme (Scape Main)


Track Title: Windows XP Installation Music

rebornica:

For those that are having Panic attacks or are nervous/anxious right now

Listen to this


ridge:

walking past your crush like


madkinggangrel:

Here is a list of games that I have compiled and that have personally made me feel… this weird… fuzzy feeling. These games are adventures, they’re something that will make you have to sit down and think about. I’ll update it if I ever get that feeling again.

You Find Yourself in a Room - manually input text

"Heads up: This game features some foul language and a few heartbreakingly demeaning insults, particularly in the second half. You’ve been warned."

Alter Ego - choices

Alter Ego is an online life simulation browser game. (It’s hard to explain.)”

no-one has to die. - puzzles

"4 people are trapped in a building fire and need your help to escape."

A small talk - manually input text

You wake up. Alone, in a dark room. Alone? No, there is someone talking to you through a console. Will you respond?

Read More


mordecaimakara:

iloverennerhawkeye:

chainofaffection:

beyoncesugarbaby:

licquoricebitch:

chainofaffection:

Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable?

You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see that they clearly have some needs. Their lips are chapped. They are hungry. They are thirsty. They are asking for help.

How can you help?

Here is a simple idea - blessing bags.
This was such an easy project. We are now going to keep a few “Blessing Bags” in our car so that when we do happen to see someone on the streets who is homeless, we can hand them a Blessing Bag. I first learned of these bags from my friend, Julie. I am using the picture of her bags (see above) because the ones we took were taken in horrible lighting and turned out really grainy and hard to see what is inside of them.

If you’d like to make your own Blessing Bags, this is what you would need:

Gallon size Ziplock bags
items to go in the bags, such as:
chap stick
packages of tissues
toothbrush and toothpaste
comb
soap
trail mix
granola bars
crackers
pack of gum
band aids
mouthwash
coins (could be used to make a phone call, or purchase a food item)
hand wipes
you could also put in a warm pair of socks, and maybe a Starbucks gift card

Assemble all the items in the bags, and maybe throw in a note of encouragement. Seal the bags and stow in your car for a moment of providence.

This would be a great activity to do with some other families. Each family could bring one of the items going into the bags (ex: toothbrushes). Set up all the items around a table and walk around it with the ziplocks and fill the bags.

http://kwavs.blogspot.com/2011/05/blessing-bags-how-to.html

oh man i wanna do this

mee tooo. im bout to go to the dollar tree and rack up or a wholesale store.

All these reblogs make me so happy to see. So many amazing people on tumblr

random acts if kindness

please include a couple pairs of socks actually! Socks are among the most highly desired clothing item for homeless individuals

mordecaimakara:

iloverennerhawkeye:

chainofaffection:

beyoncesugarbaby:

licquoricebitch:

chainofaffection:

Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable?
You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see that they clearly have some needs. Their lips are chapped. They are hungry. They are thirsty. They are asking for help.
How can you help?
Here is a simple idea - blessing bags.

This was such an easy project. We are now going to keep a few “Blessing Bags” in our car so that when we do happen to see someone on the streets who is homeless, we can hand them a Blessing Bag. I first learned of these bags from my friend, Julie. I am using the picture of her bags (see above) because the ones we took were taken in horrible lighting and turned out really grainy and hard to see what is inside of them.

If you’d like to make your own Blessing Bags, this is what you would need:
Gallon size Ziplock bags
items to go in the bags, such as:
chap stick
packages of tissues
toothbrush and toothpaste
comb
soap
trail mix
granola bars
crackers
pack of gum
band aids
mouthwash
coins (could be used to make a phone call, or purchase a food item)
hand wipes
you could also put in a warm pair of socks, and maybe a Starbucks gift card
Assemble all the items in the bags, and maybe throw in a note of encouragement. Seal the bags and stow in your car for a moment of providence.
This would be a great activity to do with some other families. Each family could bring one of the items going into the bags (ex: toothbrushes). Set up all the items around a table and walk around it with the ziplocks and fill the bags.

oh man i wanna do this

mee tooo. im bout to go to the dollar tree and rack up or a wholesale store.

All these reblogs make me so happy to see. So many amazing people on tumblr

random acts if kindness

please include a couple pairs of socks actually! Socks are among the most highly desired clothing item for homeless individuals


look-ma-im-famous:

COSBYYKIDD is A PASTY ASS WHITE BOY THAT WAS PRETENDING TO BE BLACK. 

he did it all for the attention ^^^^ 

GO UNFOLLOW HIM. 



dwemerkiin:

did-you-kno:

Video games have been proven to be a more efficient method of overcoming depression than counseling among teens.
Source

This is really dangerously worded and I’m not down for that as somebody who both plays video games and has been through years and years of therapy.
The “video games” they’re talking about is one specific video game specifically targeted at depressed kids, as the game focuses on instilling good coping mechanisms such as recognizing negative thoughts and educating the players about depression. It’s therapy within a game, not just any old video game.

dwemerkiin:

did-you-kno:

Video games have been proven to be a more efficient method of overcoming depression than counseling among teens.

Source

This is really dangerously worded and I’m not down for that as somebody who both plays video games and has been through years and years of therapy.

The “video games” they’re talking about is one specific video game specifically targeted at depressed kids, as the game focuses on instilling good coping mechanisms such as recognizing negative thoughts and educating the players about depression. It’s therapy within a game, not just any old video game.



madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.


a-vulva-about-town:

slayboybunny:

i’m not an angry feminist i’m just a very disappointed in you feminist. go to your room and think about what you’ve done

((every male politician and ceo goes grumbling to bed))


mwuuh:

Today is July 22nd, the date on which the Norwegian terrorist massacred a lot of young Norwegian kids and traumatised the rest of them.

Please, keep in mind, we do not use the terrorist’s name.  Not first name, nor middle name, nor surname.  We simply refer to him as “the terrorist” and it would be preferrable to keep it this way.

posted 1 day ago via sillirulla · © mwuuh with 21 notes

goliosi:

be nice to your art. Almost all artists have this irrational fear that other people will judge us if we take pride in what we draw.

You might not be as talented as you want to or anywhere near someone else’s level, but that doesn’t mean you have to blame your art. And lets be real: there’s no one to blame because its not something you can judge and declare a winner! 

Art is subjective and popularity isn’t a clear definition of talent. Most people spend years developing their own style so to get angry at yourself for their YEARS of practice is unfair.

So please, try not to be so negative. Try not putting what you make down and saying its ‘no good’ or ‘gross’. Have one good thing for every insult. No one is going to think you’re full of yourself! or showing off!

And it’s not the end of the world to say you’re not a huge fan of something you did, but calling your talents ‘gross’ will hold you back. Dont be afraid of what you can do! dont be afraid of other people seeing it because if they see you being confident it really changes how your art is perceived. Also it allows you to improve MUCH faster than if you’re stuck in a corner getting frustrated at yourself for not getting better

it’s a mark of a truly mature person to stop themselves from self hate.

posted 1 day ago via pir8crabs · © goliosi with 423 notes